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Friday 21 February 2014

Listen & learn: 15 things guys say to make ladies fall in love

Listen & learn: 15 things guys
say to make ladies fall in love
Sometimes I think it’s a shame that men don’t
know how easy it could be to make us to fall truly,
madly, deeply in love … just by saying the right
thing every now and then. Of course, they’d have
to mean it. But that’s just a minor detail. After
the jump, some real zingers that would send us to
La La Land if we ever heard them. A girl can
dream, can’t she?
1. Let’s talk this thing out.
2. I am a gourmet chef and I need someone to taste my
food forever.
3. I’ll pick you up on Saturday night at 8.
4. I’ve never understood the appeal of casual sex. It’s
so overrated.
5. I watered your succulents.
6. I love shopping. Wanna swing by Anthropologie and
CB2?
7. Baby, please, can I go down on you for just a little
longer?
8. I heard you mention once that peonies are your
favorite flower, so I’m getting them for you every week
when they’re in season. Which starts in early May. I
looked it up!
9. I DVRed a few things you might like: “The Real
Housewives,” “The Bachelor,” “Jersey Shore,” and “My
Strange Addiction.”
10. Don’t worry, it’s blizzarding outside. I’ll walk our
little dog.
11. I love how sexually experienced you are.
12. What size shoe are you? I saw a pair of Louboutins I
think you’ll really love.
13. You looked a little PMSy, so I baked you chocolate
chip cookies and rented “Bridget Jones’ Diary.”
14. Sleep as late as you want. I’ll bring you breakfast in
bed.
15. Let me tell you how I feel about you.

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